Thursday, January 26, 2012

Marathi valentine day jokes of 2012 collection

valentine day jokes in Marathi as will as valentine day Funny SMS for Girls Friend,valentine day jokes 2012 collection.
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Gampu : Yar swaypak,Dhuna,Bhande karun thakloo manun Legna kayloo
Zampu :  yar me pan tech karun kantaloo so , Ghatas pot Ghytla
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Gampu : Too Bag chor tuja Mobile Ghyun Gela 
Zampu : Jauday Charger tar maja kada aahi na 
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Jailer : Tumala sakalee 4 wajta fashi delee jael
Kaydee : Pan mee tar 9 la Utt tho naaa
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Ekda ek Mungee cha lagna eka Hatee sobat honar hota 
pan next day la hatee mayla tar mungee dewala mantay kee
ye dewa ...aata mala purna aayshabhar khadda khandat basawa lagal
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Wednesday, January 18, 2012

2012 Best New Marathi Jokes Collection

2012 Best New Funny Marathi Jokes Collection 
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Teacher : Hey jag nashwar aahi,aaplayla kadhi na kadhi jaycha aahi and mratuuu sarwana aatal aahi aaplay la he jag sodun kadhi na kadhi jaycha aahi 
Gampu : Pan mee ya Class madlach nahi na  heeee
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Owner : Tu mantooo kee , mee kadhi thakat nahi pan aaj tuu parat office madee zoplas
Gampuu : He tar maja khara rahaysay aahi na
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Gampu : Aaapan dooghy ek maykachay natay wayek aahot na 
Zampu : kasa kay ?
Gampu :  Aamcha moti and tuja tomi (Dog ) sakayy brother aahet na 
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Boy : ye maja Radayat raha 
Girl : Chapal kaduu ka 
Boy : ya pagal tee kay mandeer aahi ka 
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Santa : Exam center chay baher ubha astoo
Banta : Ja aat Exam suruu zalee
Santa : kasa janar ? Mee Entrance exam daylaa aaloo aahi 
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Wife : aaj na mala ek swpna padla kee ... kal tumee mala ek Dimand cha har aanla manunn
Husband : thamb night la sangtoo 
Husband  : night la ek gift ghyunn yatoo box color chay box madee
Wife : open karun pahatay tar tay madee " Dream" book asta
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