2012 Best New Marathi Jokes Collection

2012 Best New Funny Marathi Jokes Collection 
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Teacher : Hey jag nashwar aahi,aaplayla kadhi na kadhi jaycha aahi and mratuuu sarwana aatal aahi aaplay la he jag sodun kadhi na kadhi jaycha aahi 
Gampu : Pan mee ya Class madlach nahi na  heeee
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Owner : Tu mantooo kee , mee kadhi thakat nahi pan aaj tuu parat office madee zoplas
Gampuu : He tar maja khara rahaysay aahi na
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Gampu : Aaapan dooghy ek maykachay natay wayek aahot na 
Zampu : kasa kay ?
Gampu :  Aamcha moti and tuja tomi (Dog ) sakayy brother aahet na 
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Boy : ye maja Radayat raha 
Girl : Chapal kaduu ka 
Boy : ya pagal tee kay mandeer aahi ka 
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Santa : Exam center chay baher ubha astoo
Banta : Ja aat Exam suruu zalee
Santa : kasa janar ? Mee Entrance exam daylaa aaloo aahi 
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Wife : aaj na mala ek swpna padla kee ... kal tumee mala ek Dimand cha har aanla manunn
Husband : thamb night la sangtoo 
Husband  : night la ek gift ghyunn yatoo box color chay box madee
Wife : open karun pahatay tar tay madee " Dream" book asta
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